teja

versatilememes:

switchmemes:

versatilememes:

your work/customer service voice is just vocal bottoming‬

how to delete other people’s posts

those who fear the truth are to be destroyed by it

kirbydeluxe:

any political event: [happens]

some fucking shut-in nerd who feels compelled to compare everything to harry potter: 

black–twitter:

siobhanblank:

the-descolada:

siobhanblank:

why’s this site so weird about horses? they’re just horses.

Are you sure

fruitlupee:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Shirts are crazy, your body goes in 1 hole and out 3

excuse me

earthcomet:

Me every morning

chonce:

lana del rey: *singing sadly* i fuck old biker men and like riding motorcycles into the hot, 1970s desert. choke me like a can of coooke like the lines you did off my tittieeees

me, not relating but pretending like i do anyway:

05-fubu:

If he don’t stare at me while I’m minding my business, I don’t want him.

scotchtapeofficial:

me walking into a mcdonalds in 2037: i’d like the 5 for .0000005 meal please :)

cashier: sure thing! that’ll just be .0000005 bitcoins. would you like to pay with wifi or take out a McLoan?

me: comcastie-kins can i pwease use the intewnet to twansfew some bitcoins to mcdonawds? ówò

comcast: uh oh pumpkin, you didn’t upgrade to the new premium money exchange package yet :(

me: guess i’ll take out another McLoan then!

cashier: sir it looks like you’ve actually exceeded your limit, you currently owe .13 bitcoins to mcdonald’s and im legally required to arrest you

me: not if i kill myself first

cashier, chasing me with a net: mcdonald’s owns the rights to your life so you’re not allowed to die

gyarurun:

jughell:

remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?

i remember bella willing to die for the dick

alexander:

me on july 3rd: 

me on july 4th:

me on july 5th:

dylaneatswings:

y’all in economics class: “…”

y’all discussing the top/ bottom “economy” on this damn site:

“ so in terms of power bottom market saturation you’ll find in chart 3.2a there’s a strong correlation between the rising demand for tight bussy and ”

hottermelon:

getting paid slightly above minimum wage

sonofthestone:

when your coconut oil starts solidifying